(Source: raccooncase)

(Source: booasaur)

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk 

I laughed way too hard at this

Kaylee marry me

(Source: frecklesofsunshine)

(Source: endlessassent)

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

(Source: cristobalite)

so xbox

confidentlylost:

Christopher Walken in Fat Boy Slim’s Weapon of Choice [X]

hilarious. 

thenakedbusinessman:

globochem:

oh my god

Pretty much

(Source: katiewompus)

Swings and Roundabouts